Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Bo's Cat Cam - Sept. 5, 2012
Bo (loudly and sarcastically, gazing down at HER knitting chair---the chair nobody DARES to sit in): "Don't move everybody ---- I can always sit and knit elsewhere."
Culprits (oops, she means cats) Lu-Lu and Peaches : "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Bo (losing the sarcasm but adding a scary foreboding tone): "Like I said, everybody..... I can always sit and knit ELSEWHERE!!"
Assholes (oops, she means Lu-Lu and Peaches): "zzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Bo then begins looking for a toot-ta-doo......
(Definition for the American deep south word "toot-ta-doo":
The inner cardboard tube at the end of a paper towel roll into which deep southern children startle people by playing "loudspeaker" with it by holding it to their mouths and then screaming the well-known bugle announcement "TOOT-TA-DOO!!!!"
Bo cannot find a toot-ta-doo so she gives up in despair. She briefly considers using a toilet tissue roll but abandons that idea since she knows it just won't have the desired effect. She wonders if she can work on her new knitted project, the "Twirley Skirt", elsewhere--- but knows it just won't be the same as when knitting in her very own knitting chair which the assholes (oops, she means Lu-Lu and Peaches) (oops, she means assholes) have taken over.....